Dilbert rhymes with:
bert, berte, birt, burt, burtt, thibert, alert, assert, avert, bert, berte, birt, blurt, boisvert, burt, burtt, chert, curt, dessert, dirt, disconcert, divert, erte, evert, exert, flirt, gert, girt, herdt, hert, hirt, hurt, hurtt, inert, insert, invert, kirt, kuhrt, kurt, mcgirt, mcguirt, mcwhirt, overt, peart, pert, purt, reassert, revert, schwerdt, shirt, skirt, spurt, squirt, subvert, thibert, unhurt, vanwert, vert, wert, wirt
Dilbert sounds like:
dalbert, dalfort, daliberti, dalporto, delbert, deliberate, deliberated, delivered, delprete, dilford, diliberto